yeah nah, it's a programming language

Slanglang is a quirky esolang that reads like your mate who's had one too many and writes about the same.

⚠️ In all seriousness, you probably shouldn't use this for anything important.
AI Code Generator
Uses GitHub models for inference
input.slang
output
// hit run or press ctrl+enter
// the javascript goes here
// it's probably a lot easier to read
quick ref // the weird bits

strings (the fun way)

bloody Bruce mate"Bruce"
"also works"normal quotes too

numbers (cooked)

flamin ripper6 (word length!)
frothin 3.143.14 (float)
42just a number

functions

x on the barbie:define func
... with a, b:with params
serve x plus yreturn value
howbout x with "y"call func

comments

oi this is ignoredline comment
aussie aussie aussieblock start
oi oi oiblock end

data structures

esky: bloody string, flamin 3.list
tuckshop: x is 1, y is 2.dict
scoffin item from list!for each
pass the i, 10!for i in range(10)

primitives

yeahtrue
nahfalse
nothinnull
tops> (greater than)
cops< (less than)
is= (assignment)