yeah nah, it's a programming language

Slanglang is a quirky esolang that reads like your mate who's had one too many and writes about the same.

⚠️ In all seriousness, you probably shouldn't use this for anything important.
AI Code Generator
Uses GitHub models for inference
input.slang
output
// hit run or press ctrl+enter
// the javascript goes here
// it's probably a lot easier to read
quick ref // the weird bits

strings (the fun way)

bloody Bruce mate→"Bruce"
"also works"→normal quotes too

numbers (cooked)

flamin ripper→6 (word length!)
frothin 3.14→3.14 (float)
42→just a number

functions

x on the barbie:→define func
... with a, b:→with params
serve x plus y→return value
howbout x with "y"→call func

comments

oi this is ignored→line comment
aussie aussie aussie→block start
oi oi oi→block end

data structures

esky: bloody string, flamin 3.→list
tuckshop: x is 1, y is 2.→dict
scoffin item from list!→for each
pass the i, 10!→for i in range(10)

primitives

yeahtrue
nahfalse
nothinnull
tops> (greater than)
cops< (less than)
is= (assignment)